Each episode, one of the presenters gives a short quote about the Stig, invariably starting with "Some say", then two of the quotes below. He finishes by saying "All we know is, he's called The Stig."

* He drinks a lot of petrol.
* He was born in space. (A reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey)
* He never blinks.
* He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. (A reference to The Matrix)
* He could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered.
* He lives in a tree.
* He likes DragonBoarder.
* He was raised by wolves.
* His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
* His brain is a Satellite navigation system.
* He can "accumbularate".
* He appears on Japanese banknotes.
* After eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly.
* He can melt concrete on contact.
* He is more machine than man. (A reference to Darth Vader)
* His favourite food is raw meat.
* He has no age.
* He urinates 98 RON petrol. (On The Top Gear Website Profiles)
* He can smell corners. (On The Top Gear Website Profiles)
* He likes his eggs sunny side up. (Top Gear Website Profiles)
* He has acid for blood. (A reference to the Alien).
* Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
* He has a bionic arm.
* He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
* He is stumped by clouds.
* He has no fear.
* He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
* (During Clarkson's 'The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly') If he left Britain, his ears would explode. However, they're wrong - because he's here.
* His fingernails have 330bhp.
* His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds.
* His right nipple is shaped like the Nürburgring.